A Lewis Black moment...
You ever see something, and the sheer stupidity of it makes you so angry that you just want to beat the hell out of your dog? I mean something so pointless and mind-numbing that the longer you witness it the more you feel as though your brain is simultaneously retarding itself to the first grade level, and also about to explode through your skull from anger?
Yo mama.
Well first of all anything that has the gay foreign kid from that 70's show portraying some sort of eminem/wigger/that kid you see at the ocean during senior week wearing the wife beater with the fake henna tattoo on his neck of the superman logo is going to be horrible. This show pits nerdy white kids against white black kids in a all out battle of your mama jokes. I mean they actually have rounds where the topic will change from "your mama is so fat..." jokes to "your mama is so stupid..." jokes.
Let me provide you with an excerpt from the 3 minutes I was able to stomach:
wussy black kid: You know why your belt size is xxf? It's for extra extra fat!
pimply face teen: Yeah I've already heard that one, I read it on the internet 2 weeks ago, but you wouldn't know because you are so broke you can't afford the internet.
The Wilmer and his posse all start going "ohhhhhhhh" and running around as if the biggest insult ever spoken had just been dropped.
The show is gay.
Wilmer is gay.
Anyone who had sex with a woman that wanted to name her son Wilmer, should have been gay and probably is but just has not tapped into his gay potential yet.
posted by ryeand at 10:50 PM
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